Thoughts of the Day
Mitch McConnell has finally acknowledged that Joe Biden has won the election. In other news: hell has frozen over.
There’s been another Russian cyber attack that has affected the Departments of Homeland Security, Agriculture, and Commerce. The united states has responded by changing its Netflix password.
I’ve never seen somebody fight so hard to keep a job they had no interest in doing.
The outgoing, impeached president of the united states is more concerned about… shower heads? Isn’t it a little late to be going after the women's vote?
The election wasn’t stolen but people are so desperate they’re stealing food. #Priorities