STAND-UP COMEDIAN
Them: What do you do?
— VeryFunnyLady (@LeighannLord) August 9, 2018
Me: I’m a stand-up comedian.
Them: Really? Tell me a joke!
Me: Ok. Cash or charge?
Them: What?
Me: Well, you don’t work for free and neither do I.
(Then I pull out my Square and it just gets awkward.)
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