THOUGHTS OF THE DAY
Joe Biden has nominated General Lloyd Austin to be his secretary of defense. But he’s going to need a waiver from Congress, a note from his doctor, and a permission slip from home.
Maybe we’d have a stimulus package if the people working on it had to do it homeless and on an empty stomach.
New bucket list goal: Not ending up on the CNN Coronavirus Pandemic Daily Death clock.
I don’t have Covid fatigue. I’m just tired of feeling like I’m fighting this all by myself.
Inspired, I contacted my grammar school and requested a recount of my student government election.
So, pregnant women were not enrolled in the clinical trials for the Covid vaccine because apparently none of them wanted to give birth to an X-Man.
Florida authorities raided the home of scientist Rebekah Jones. They claim they knocked but she didn’t open the door for 20 minutes.
So… They knocked?
The Supreme Court denied the GOP effort to block certification of the Pennsylvania election results. The outgoing impeached president asked SCOTUS to show some courage… And they did.
The outgoing impeached president Is probably looking into withdrawing Amy Coney Barrett’s Supreme Court confirmation.
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