The Top 7 Excuses People Use to Not Pay Perfiorming Artists

What is it about the performing arts that makes people think you'll work for free? Here are a few of the excuses I’ve been given (with commentary):

1. 
   Well, “I'm” not getting paid. (That’s on you.)
   
2. 
   I'm donating my services. (Again, all you.)
   
3. 
   It's a good cause. (I'm sure it is. So is my economic survival.)
   
4. 
   You're doing so well you should want to donate your time and talent. (Stay out of my pocket and don’t make me cut you.)
   
5. 
   We don't have a budget. (Then maybe you need a sponsor.)
   
6. 
   It's good exposure. (I can't pay my bills, invest in my business, or save for retirement with exposure.)
   
7. 
   Pretty please. (Dammit!)
   

Do any of these sound familiar?