The Salad Life

If you’re trying to get your life together, exercising, eating right... please keep it to yourself. Stop ruining bad food for good people.


“Hey, did you know that grapes are bad for you?”


No. And I don’t wanna know.


We’re all on different paths and no matter what you say, some folks are still gonna eat the bacon and drink the wine. Just smile, nod, and make a mental note to say nice things at their funeral.


It’s not that hard.


Now, if anybody needs me, I’ma dig into this salad like my life depended on it.