ASSEVERATE (uh-SEV-uh-reyt) v: To declare earnestly or solemnly. SOUNDS LIKE: A magic spell to cure hemorrhoids.
CAMPANOLOGY (kam-puh-NOL-uh-jee) n: The principles or art of making bells, bell ringing, etc. SOUNDS LIKE: The study of camping.
CONCUR (KUHN-kuhr) verb intr.: To agree, approve, or coincide.SOUNDS LIKE: With Dog.
FACTITIOUS (fak-TISH-us) adj: Produced by humans rather than by natural forces. SOUNDS LIKE: When something sounds factual but it's not.
IGNEOUS (IG-nee-uh s) adj: Of, relating to, or characteristic of fire. SOUNDS LIKE: An idiot who thinks he’s a genius.
IMMUTABLE (ih-MYOO-tuh-bul) adj: Not capable of or susceptible to change. SOUNDS LIKE: When you can't find the mute button on the remote control.
PUFFERY (puhf-uh-ree) n: Undue or exaggerated praise. SOUNDS LIKE: Your P. Diddy playlist.
THROTTLEBOTTOM (THROT-l-bot-uh m) n: A harmless incompetent in public office. SOUNDS LIKE: A popular 19th-century British stripper name.
QUOTIDIAN (kwo-TID-ee-uhn) adj: Commonplace; ordinary. SOUNDS LIKE: Someone who quotes statistics to sway an argument.
VULPINE (VUL-pine) adj: Of, relating to, or resembling a fox. SOUNDS LIKE: A Vulcan tree.
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