My Cat: Meow?
ME: Yes, I’m eating potato chips.
ME: No, you can’t have any.
ME: Because cats don’t like potato chips.
ME: What do you mean "cite my sources?" How about the receipts from all this prescription cat food?
ME: I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to hurt your feelings.
ME: I know. I know it’s not your fault. Here, have a potato … hey!
ME: Yes. Very funny. You almost had me. Do want a chip or not?
ME: What? Cats don’t like potato chips? Now you're being catty... oh.