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Cat Conversations That Happen…

5/23/2020

 
My Cat: Meow?
ME: Yes, I’m eating potato chips. 
MC: Meow. 
ME: No, you can’t have any.
MC: Meow?
ME: Because cats don’t like potato chips.
MC: Meow! 
ME: What do you mean "cite my sources?" How about the receipts from all this prescription cat food?
MC: Meow!
ME: I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to hurt your feelings. 
MC: Meow.
ME: I know. I know it’s not your fault. Here, have a potato … hey! 
MC: Meow! 
ME: Yes. Very funny. You almost had me. Do want a chip or not? 
MC: Meow. 
ME: What? Cats don’t like potato chips? Now you're being catty... oh. 
#ThisIsHowWeCaturday #happycaturday

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