Apple Watch Terminator Face

The face fell off my Apple Watch. That’s a flaw, not a feature. Luckily it happened when I was at home and not out, about, and unawares. I would’ve been mad as hell if I looked down for the time and saw Naked Terminator Face looking back at me. So I went to the Apple Store, watch in-hand instead of on-wrist. A nice guy in a red shirt said, “Ah, it looks like the battery swelled.”
I said, “What? That’s a thing? Why does that happen?”
He said, “Sometimes, when batteries get old, they swell.”
I said, “Oh. Like people.”
He laughed. 
 

(And I’ve literally have been in and out of various Apple Stores all week now because iGot problems.

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THANK YOU GOOD NIGHT APPLE STORE FIFTH AVENUE!
I’LL BE HERE ALL WEEK! 

Luckily, Apple can fix my watch for FREE! (Maybe my good humor extended the warranty.) But now whatever shall I do without my arm candy?  I mean, what time is it? Time to see a show. I’ve got one in Brooklyn on Friday. Come and laugh; and if your #TeamAndroid, gloat over my iProblems. ​

Still some tickets available for this Friday at 9:30P! The last one SOLD OUT, this one will too! Reserve your spot NOW! https://www.pinotspalette.com/dykerheights/event/199733 You get to drink, paint an awesome picture and hear some of NYC's top comics! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT?!