1/12/14 Fresh Off the Synapse Wrap Up

Jokes of the Day

Yankees baseball player Alex Rodriguez is going to fight to clear his name. Will he then be joining OJ to find the real killer?

Breaking News: Iran and world powers agree to start implementing a nuclear deal on Jan. 20. Buy one, get one free?

First Target. Now Neiman Marcus. Do you know what they call a security breach at The Dollar Store? Shoplifting. #lowtech

Breaking News: FTC says quick weight loss products are a scam. In other news, crystals might work but only if you eat them in moderation.

A man crashed into a gas station and stole a banana. That's a man who's learned the hard way that Viagra doesn't cure a charley horse.