Jokes of the Day
Penn State names James Franklin as next coach. Qualification? Loves football, not kids. #toosoon #toobad
Former Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon dies at 85. Toughest guy with a girls name ever. #joseywales #carrolloconner
NYC Mayor de Blasio caught eating pizza with a knife and fork. If he makes good on his campaign promises he can juice it and sip it through a straw.
If Bill de Blasio had been seen eating pizza with a knife and fork during the campaign we'd now be living with Mayor Anthony Wiener.
Alex Rodriquez suspended from 2014 baseball season for using steroids. Luckily no such prohibition exists in comedy. #naturallystrongjokes
It's 50° in January in NYC. If the weather isn't going to play by the rules neither am I. White before Memorial Day it is. #saysomerhing
Six NJ residents are suing Gov. Christie and The Port Authority over Bridgegate. Shouldn't they sue the NSA as well. Didn't they "see" this coming?