58.4% of us have called into work sick when we weren't. || The other 31.6% were planning on going postal. WOTD: baldachin (BAL-duh-kin, BOL-) noun: A rich embroidered fabric of silk and gold. || When a man is incapable of growing a beard. 50% admit they sneak food into movie theaters to avoid the high prices of snack food. || Some of us sneak it in to sell. #freemarket WOTD: bobbery \BOB-uh-ree\ noun: A disturbance or a brawl. || A traditional part of family get-togethers esp. during weddings and funerals. GA school district suspends marching band due to 'possible inappropriate activities' on.11alive.com/sk9aIm || This one time at band camp ... WOTD: genuflect \JEN-yuh-flekt\ verb: to bend the knee || To reflect on the career and musical stylings of Ginuwine. FOTD: Only 30% of us can flare our nostrils. || An evolutionary by-product of the coke-fueled 80s. #crackmaybewhackbutcokeisnojoke Back in the Day: 1809: Dr. Ephraim McDowell performed the first ovariotomy, removing a 22 pound tumor. || It went on to do a reality show. |