At Caroline’s on Broadway I’ve…
- Sat at the bar.
- Watched the shows.
- Laughed my ass off.
- Cheered on friends.
- Auditioned for a TV show.
- Had industry meetings.
- Chatted up a bouncer.
- Hung out in the green room.
- Walked through the kitchen to get to the green room.
- Tipped the bathroom attendant.
- Saw Prince hang out in the back of the room.
- Ordered the wings.
- Opened for a celeb.
- Done private corporate shows.
- Recorded a TV interview.
- Never, ever used the matches.