LEIGHANN'S JOKES OF THE DAY

The post office plans to raise rates, making the cost of a first class stamp to 45 cents. || What’s a stamp?

The first vaccine against malaria showed progress in preventing the deadly disease. || In other news, the vaccine for poverty still years away.

The State Department delayed an arms sale to Bahrain until it reviews a probe of alleged rights abuses. || They have to make sure they’re abusing them properly. 

Ugandan police accused opponents of plotting to over-throw the government. || It’s called an election. 

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