THIS WEEK'S NOTES, JOKES & GEMS!

Every Tuesday night in the 11 o'clock hour it's my pleasure to share comedy and commentary on John Fugelsang's Tell Me Everything on SiriusXM Progress, channel 127.

In preparation, I step out of my Star Trek bubble for a few hours, watch the news, and write. Some of it makes it into my social media feed and some of it makes it on to the show.

Aggregated for your amusement, here's this week's notes and jokes:

• Maybe with everything that’s going on right now we shouldn’t wait until the 20th to do the inauguration. Joe and Kamala should just elope.
  
  
• The republicans who are still hesitating to impeach the president are acting like the victims of domestic violence. “He didn’t mean it.” Nah. He meant it. And he’s not gonna change.
  
  
• Mike Pence, Sir: Your boss tried to have you killed. This is Game of Thrones 101. Why are you hesitating?
  
  
• So, is impeachment going to be an annual thing now?
  
  
• Given everything we know shouldn't we be on our fourth impeachment by now?
  
  
• After watching the insurrection clips and interviews it's clear that america needs a comprehensive dental plan.
  
  
• It would be hilarious if Melania says she's going to the inauguration because she's already bought a dress. 
  
  
• Breaking News: The Fly from the Vice Presidential debate is in favor of using the 25th amendment.