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Leighann Lord is a standup comedian, author, 
and creator of the People with Parents Podcast. 
Her humor books and comedy albums 
​are available on Amazon and iTunes.


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How Do You Like "Them" Apples

9/29/2017

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My doctor presented me with two apples. She said they were fresh, homegrown in her garden, and pesticide free. And I said to her, “But doesn’t the pesticide make them taste better?” She blinked a few times, not knowing how to respond. Then she cracked a smile with an, “Oh you!” twinkle in her eyes and said, “I forgot you’re a comedian.” I should have charged her a co-pay. 
I’ve been known to entertain more than one person at a time. If you’d like to be one of them, check out my schedule of upcoming and sign up for my mailing list so I can let you know about my upcoming appearances. 

If you don’t see your city on my schedule we can do something about that. Do you have a local comedy club or theater? Let me know. Even better if you have direct contact information for the booker or talent coordinator. 

Does your company or organization have an event coming up that can afford … I mean... use my particular set of comedic skills as a stand-up or keynote speaker? Inbox me and we can start making things happen. 

Don’t leave your levity to chance because even my doctor knows: laughter is the best medicine.
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