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Leighann Lord is a standup comedian, author, 
and creator of the People with Parents Podcast. 
Her humor books and comedy albums 
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THIS WEEK'S NOTES, JOKES & GEMS!

1/13/2021

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Every Tuesday night in the 11 o'clock hour it's my pleasure to share comedy and commentary on John Fugelsang's Tell Me Everything on SiriusXM Progress, channel 127.

In preparation, I step out of my Star Trek bubble for a few hours, watch the news, and write. Some of it makes it into my social media feed and some of it makes it on to the show.

Aggregated for your amusement, here's this week's notes and jokes:


  • Maybe with everything that’s going on right now we shouldn’t wait until the 20th to do the inauguration. Joe and Kamala should just elope.

  • The republicans who are still hesitating to impeach the president are acting like the victims of domestic violence. “He didn’t mean it.” Nah. He meant it. And he’s not gonna change.

  • Mike Pence, Sir: Your boss tried to have you killed. This is Game of Thrones 101. Why are you hesitating?

  • So, is impeachment going to be an annual thing now?

  • Given everything we know shouldn't we be on our fourth impeachment by now?

  • After watching the insurrection clips and interviews it's clear that america needs a comprehensive dental plan.

  • It would be hilarious if Melania says she's going to the inauguration because she's already bought a dress. 

  • Breaking News: The Fly from the Vice Presidential debate is in favor of using the 25th amendment.
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How I Face the Blank Page

1/3/2021

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Astronauts have to climb into the rocket. Mechanics have to get under the hood of the car. Writers have to sit down and write. But it’s complicated. Here’s my process:

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Show Them Who You Are

12/6/2020

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Well, I’ll go on ahead and tell on myself.

I broke one of my own cardinal rules of comedy: I brought notes on-stage. 

I've been anti note my entire career. Urging colleagues and students to instead assiduously prepare in advance, go on stage, and be present in the moment, come what may. But thanks to the pandemic, I can count the number of live shows I’ve done this year. I’ll round it up to not enough. That contributed to me feeling rusty, and like I needed a back up. My set list.

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My Set Book And the Importance of Capturing Your Ideas

12/3/2020

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A comedian’s set book is like an athlete’s playbook; a singer’s songbook; a painter’s sketchbook.  My Set Book began as hand-written notes on index cards, then in marble notebooks, then on loose leaf, and today is a 200 plus-page Word document (with a 26-page table of contents) that when printed on double-sided, three-hole punched paper goes to live in My Big Red Binder. A Samuel Taylor Coleridge quote on the cover says:
 
“People of humor are always in some degree people of genius.”

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How to Emcee A Comedy Show: Be the Captain. Lead!

11/13/2020

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In the before times, I wrote a brief tip sheet on how to emcee a show. They hold up whether the show is live or virtual. 

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Mentorship Goes Both Ways

2/23/2020

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I love standup comedy. 
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I recently had an opportunity to talk about the craft with a Young Comic and give her feedback about her set. (She asked.) But before I could drone on for too long, I stopped myself and said, “Hey, anybody could’ve told you this.” 
 
And she said, “Yeah, but anybody didn’t.”
 
Wow!

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About My Dry Bar Set

11/13/2019

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(So, I guess I’ll tell it. And I’ll tell it again when the special airs.)
I was invited to tape a special for Dry Bar Comedy! Yay! 
I only had a month to prepare. Ugh! 

​(Well, technically, I’ve had my entire career to prepare, but that’s something I have to remind myself more often then I care to admit.)
Dry Bar’s brand is clean comedy. No problem, right? But there’s clean and then there’s Dry Bar clean. The stakes are higher. 

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To My Comedy Dad

7/16/2019

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My Father was always my biggest fan and my most ardent supporter. When I first told him that I wanted to do standup comedy, he smiled at me and said, “What took you so long?”

And with that, I was off and running.

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Well, I Guess I’m Gonna be THAT Comic

3/28/2019

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A parent asked if they could bring their 12-year-old child to the comedy show. (ugh) The parents were curious about how explicit/raunchy the show would be; but overall seemed confident that their youngling could handle it because they were “mature for their age.”

With du jour childhood being so short and de facto childhood even shorter, is having a kid who’s mature for their age really something to be proud of? 

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All Fifty!

3/16/2019

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I’ve had a life and a career that has allowed me to travel around the world. As I’ve said many times on-stage, “You’ve got to get out of your zip code. Go to a different Walmart. It really broadens you.” 
My Father, from whom I inherited my wanderlust, encouraged me to run, go, see. And while my mother was afraid for me to even leave the house, she’d say a prayer and let me go. 


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