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LEIGHANN'S JOKES OF THE DAY

10/29/2011

 
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J.P. Morgan has decided it won’t charge monthly debit-card fees. || They’ll find some other way to screw you that’s not so public. 

BlackBerry is postponing until February a widely anticipated upgrade of its PlayBook operating system. || Giving users time to buy iPads.

Gadhafi’s intelligence chief, wanted by the Intl Criminal Court, has escaped to Niger. || His defense: “If I were really intelligent would I have worked for Gadhafi?”

Perry said he opposes a controversial plan for Texas to issue license plates featuring the Confederate flag. || Since the Mexican flag is more historically accurate. 

Egypt freed a U.S.-Israeli law student jailed on allegations of spying for Israel. || He still may be taken into custody by Student Loan officials. 


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