In Dunkin Donuts there was a Young Woman sitting at the table next to me. She was talking on her cell phone and upset because another girl had deliberately shoved her out-of-the-way to get on the bus. And in an I-can’t-take-it-anymore moment she shoved the girl back and they got into a fight. Tearfully she said, “This happens all the time. I don’t want to fight. This is not who I am. I’m sorry. This doesn’t happen when I’m with you. I feel safer with you.”
HIM: Hey Leighann, do you mind if I take a picture of you while you're on stage and then post it for the club?
ME: No, that's fine. I'll just suck in my stomach.
ME: Wait, that'll be uncomfortable. I'll wait till I see you taking the picture and then I'll suck in my stomach.
HIM: If you don't like it we won't post it.
ME: No, that won't look right either; I'll look like I have to go to the bathroom. You know what? Forget it, don't take the picture.
ME: Tag me.
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