KarHump (kerr-hump', said quickly): 1) The sound made by an object as it flattens on landing from a high fall. 2) A marriage lasting no longer than 72 days after the expenditure of an obscene amount of money and publicity for the wedding ceremony.
Scientists Tweak Bugs to Zap Disease. How long before these modified bugs turn on us? Skynet with wings? http://ow.ly/7eAwU
Perdition: A state of final spiritual ruin; damnation. Hell. ||
What chickens think of Frank Perdue's farm.
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J.P. Morgan has decided it won’t charge monthly debit-card fees. || They’ll find some other way to screw you that’s not so public.
BlackBerry is postponing until February a widely anticipated upgrade of its PlayBook operating system. || Giving users time to buy iPads.
Gadhafi’s intelligence chief, wanted by the Intl Criminal Court, has escaped to Niger. || His defense: “If I were really intelligent would I have worked for Gadhafi?”
Perry said he opposes a controversial plan for Texas to issue license plates featuring the Confederate flag. || Since the Mexican flag is more historically accurate.
Egypt freed a U.S.-Israeli law student jailed on allegations of spying for Israel. || He still may be taken into custody by Student Loan officials.
WOTD: anoesis \an-oh-EE-sis\ noun: A state of mind consisting of pure sensation or emotion without cognitive content. || The Zen of eating ice cream.
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WOTD: ferly \FER-lee\ noun: Something unusual, strange, or causing wonder or terror. || Jack, Crissy and Janet's Landlord.
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