@jennpal re: Hoarders. When you're defacating in a hefty bag, while complaining about the quality of said bag you're not ready for prime time.
Outbreak of listeria in cantaloupe linked to 28 deaths wapo.st/ttmO3d || Aww damn! Not my melons. Oh wait. What?
Man gets stuck in a baby swing. Rescued after 9 hrs. pape.rs/BIGbaby || When channeling your inner child reveals your outer dumb ass.
Iran gives conflicting responses to U.S. allegations that it plotted to kill Saudi Ambassador. || "Yes. No. Maybe. What was the question?"