LEIGHANN'S JOKES OF THE DAY11/28/2011  Congratulations to United Airlines for providing just enough leg room in coach for toddlers, midgets and double amputees. Birth rate among U.S. teens fell to its lowest level last year. We call that 16 & Not Pregnant. LEIGHANN'S JOKES OF THE DAY11/20/2011  Gadhafi spy chief Senussi confirmed captured in desert. || Demands refund on desert camouflage suit. LEIGHANN'S JOKES OF THE DAY11/11/2011  NYC's homeless count tops 40,000. 99% of them are not occupying Wall Street. French President called Israel’s Netanyahu a liar during a conversation with Obama. What he really wanted to say was “Liar, liar, pants on fire.” But he was trying to be mature. LEIGHANN'S JOKES OF THE DAY11/09/2011  Italy is on the brink of being unable to afford to borrow in the public markets. Me too Italy. Me too. Michael Jackson’s doctor is found guilty of involuntary manslaughter and is ordered to return the co-pay. Brett Ratner out as Oscar producer. An opening for Michael Moore? Hollywood: A Love Story. JOKES OF THE DAY11/05/2011  Toxic algae in the Gulf of Mexico known as a Ride Tide threatens the region's oyster harvest. Bloods & Communists deny involvement. LEIGHANN'S JOKES OF THE DAY11/03/2011  Wall Street Journal reports that meat prices are continuing to rise this season. In other news, prices are also up at Hooters, Scores and Chippendales. Sony expects a loss of more than $1 billion this fiscal year. Last Sony Walkman in the wild spotted at the Copacabana Bar with Lola. LEIGHANN'S JOKES OF THE DAY10/29/2011  J.P. Morgan has decided it won’t charge monthly debit-card fees. || They’ll find some other way to screw you that’s not so public. BlackBerry is postponing until February a widely anticipated upgrade of its PlayBook operating system. || Giving users time to buy iPads. Gadhafi’s intelligence chief, wanted by the Intl Criminal Court, has escaped to Niger. || His defense: “If I were really intelligent would I have worked for Gadhafi?” Perry said he opposes a controversial plan for Texas to issue license plates featuring the Confederate flag. || Since the Mexican flag is more historically accurate. Egypt freed a U.S.-Israeli law student jailed on allegations of spying for Israel. || He still may be taken into custody by Student Loan officials. LEIGHANN'S JOKES OF THE DAY10/21/2011  Study found a teen's IQ can rise or fall as much as 20 points in a few years. || Sorry, Ma. I was having a bad IQ day. Two senators plan to introduce a bill that would give residence visas to foreigners who spend at least $500,000 on a house. || And just a visa bill to those who spend $50 or more at the Gap. LEIGHANN'S JOKES OF THE DAY10/20/2011  The post office plans to raise rates, making the cost of a first class stamp to 45 cents. || What’s a stamp? The first vaccine against malaria showed progress in preventing the deadly disease. || In other news, the vaccine for poverty still years away. The State Department delayed an arms sale to Bahrain until it reviews a probe of alleged rights abuses. || They have to make sure they’re abusing them properly. Ugandan police accused opponents of plotting to over-throw the government. || It’s called an election. |  Welcome Smart Comedy Fans!If comedy were music, I'd be jazz. If you're cool with that, hang out and let's jam.
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