About 25% of the population sneeze when they are exposed to light. || This would make them very bad Jedi. #Dolightsaberscomewithkleenex
JOKE OF THE DAY01/16/2012  It costs about 3 cents to make a $1 bill in the United States. || That's a 97 cent profit on a dollar wine dlance. #cent5cent10centdollar LEIGHANN'S JOKE OF THE DAY01/13/2012  Frogs don’t drink (they absorb water through their skin). || Why frogs are great at drinking games. LEIGHANN'S JOKE OF THE DAY: KLONDIKE BAR01/10/2012  More than 15 people get killed annually trying to steal from a vending machine. || What would *you* do for a Klondike Bar? LEIGHANN'S JOKE OF THE DAY: GEICO01/04/2012  I just saved a ton of money on my car insurance by switching from Geico. LEIGHANN'S JOKE OF THE DAY12/30/2011  The average parent spends 38.5 mins per week in meaningful conversation with their children. || Usually beginning with the words: Don't make me get up. LEIGHANN'S JOKE OF THE DAY12/23/2011  22% of all restaurant meals include French fries. The other 78% make you ask for them. JOKE OF THE DAY12/19/2011  JOTD: When nobody else is around, 47% drink straight from the carton. || The other 53% set up an IV. LEIGHANN'S JOKE OF THE DAY12/16/2011  58.4% of us have called into work sick when we weren't. || The other 31.6% were planning on going postal. LEIGHANN'S JOKE OF THE DAY12/15/2011  50% admit they sneak food into movie theaters to avoid the high prices of snack food. || Some of us sneak it in to sell. #freemarket |  Welcome Smart Comedy Fans!If comedy were music, I'd be jazz. If you're cool with that, hang out and let's jam.
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