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WOTD: ectype \EK-tahyp\ noun: A reproduction; copy || Vomiting on the keyboard usually while trying to send a drunken email. 


 
 
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The average parent spends 38.5 mins per week in meaningful conversation with their children.  || Usually beginning with the words: Don't make me get up.

 
 
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WOTD: kegler \KEG-ler\ noun: a person who bowls : bowler || a person who drinks beer : drunkard.  #samething


 
 
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70% of us drink orange juice daily.  The other 30% have the good sense to add vodka.

 
 
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Brett S. Harrison Leighann, thanks for accepting my friend request. I just saw 3 of your clips on You Tube and I have to say honestly, you are a very, very funny lady. Your material is very well written and you deliver it perfectly. Continued success in your career.

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WOTD: procellous \proh-SEL-uhs\  adjective: Stormy, as the sea. ||  A car salesman in ancient Greece. 

 
 
Leighann Lord Joins Team iPhone! Hear the Podcast now!
 
 
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In a stunning year-end move, comedian and tech nerd Leighann Lord has joined Team iPhone, effectively ending her more than decade-long relationship with Research in Motion’s BlackBerry. Whether it was the Pearl, the Curve or the BlackBerry Bold, all of her phones have been plagued with problems including random data deletions and frequent battery pulls. “I saw the spinning watch icon so often,” said Ms. Lord, “That I thought it was my wall paper.” 

 
 
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WOTD: abrade uh-BREYD verb: 1. To scrape off. 2. To wear off or down by scraping or rubbing. || 3. Last minute hairstyle choice. 

 
 
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WOTD: swivet \SWIV-ut\ noun: a state of extreme agitation || Especially if  doing last minute holiday shopping on Christmas Eve. 


 

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