KarHump (kerr-hump', said quickly): 1) The sound made by an object as it flattens on landing from a high fall. 2) A marriage lasting no longer than 72 days after the expenditure of an obscene amount of money and publicity for the wedding ceremony.
LEIGHANN'S JOKE OF THE DAY10/31/2011  Scientists Tweak Bugs to Zap Disease. How long before these modified bugs turn on us? Skynet with wings? http://ow.ly/7eAwU WORD OF THE DAY: PERDITION10/31/2011  Perdition: A state of final spiritual ruin; damnation. Hell. || What chickens think of Frank Perdue's farm. Check out the new web series: Everything's Coming up Ro'ses produced by friend Angela Scott! WORD OF THE DAY: PEDICULOUS10/30/2011  WOTD: pediculous\pih-DIK-yuh-lus\ adjective: infested with lice : lousy || A fabulous pedicure. LEIGHANN'S JOKES OF THE DAY10/29/2011  J.P. Morgan has decided it won’t charge monthly debit-card fees. || They’ll find some other way to screw you that’s not so public. BlackBerry is postponing until February a widely anticipated upgrade of its PlayBook operating system. || Giving users time to buy iPads. Gadhafi’s intelligence chief, wanted by the Intl Criminal Court, has escaped to Niger. || His defense: “If I were really intelligent would I have worked for Gadhafi?” Perry said he opposes a controversial plan for Texas to issue license plates featuring the Confederate flag. || Since the Mexican flag is more historically accurate. Egypt freed a U.S.-Israeli law student jailed on allegations of spying for Israel. || He still may be taken into custody by Student Loan officials. WORD OF THE DAY: ANOESIS10/29/2011  WOTD: anoesis \an-oh-EE-sis\ noun: A state of mind consisting of pure sensation or emotion without cognitive content. || The Zen of eating ice cream. Source: Dictionary.com This is your new blog post. Click here and start typing, or drag in elements from the top bar. 2 Comments LEIGHANN'S WORD OF THE DAY10/27/2011  WOTD: ferly \FER-lee\ noun: Something unusual, strange, or causing wonder or terror. || Jack, Crissy and Janet's Landlord. | WELCOME!
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